Sales of fizzy tropical fruit drink Um Bongo have plummeted this week – as thanks to internal civil strife, it was revealed that they no longer drink it in the Congo.
A spokesman for Um Bongo helpfully informed us, ‘Umbongo, Umbongo, they no longer drink it in the Congo! The Cunts.’
Rumours that the entire conflict was started by rebel factions loyal to arch-rivals the neo-communist Sunny-D corporation, are said to be greatly exaggerated.
November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm |
Dearie me. Those evil congoese.
A chance to say: very funny blog, any previous comments indicating otherwise were feeble attempts at amusement.
Sorry x
November 5, 2008 at 1:16 pm |
As long as the crows keep the fuck away from Ki-Ora, who gives a cunt?